Dear Jaysen Tsao,

Jaysen Tsao! As it appears evidently, it is your birthday again. Time flies right?
Therefore, this letter serves as evident of my true friendship towards you.

Let's start by reviewing your past businesses, schenanigans, phenomenons, and remarks.

Introduction to Jaysen Tsao

He who known as Jaysen G. Tsao (Tsao Guo Sheng), born on the fateful day of the twenty-eighth of Feburary in the year two thousand and eighth in the Great State of Maryland.
By the natural recreation process of human being between H.L.F., and R.T.T., Jaysen Tsao was born.

Family Life & Wealth

Jaysen Tsao was born into a family of wealth and prosperity. His mother, H.L.F., earns an income of $110,000+.
Jaysen Tsao was raised in a wealthy and prosperous environment, namely the State of Maryland, known for its prestigious schools and universities.

Your high school, Northwest High School of the Montgonmery County Public Schools, is known for its top level education, wide array of AP offerings, and advanced classes. (Quantum Physics, like who teaches that in a high school).
Despite your belief, your school is great, your library has great amount of natural lighting, and your school is enormous.

Moreover, you also posesses Apple MacBook Pro M1 MAX 1TB and Apple iPhone 15 Pro (512GB likely).

Extravagant items that many others can only dream of.

Jaysen Tsao, it is important for you to realize the prosperity and wealth you possess, and to be grateful for it. As many others fails to have any of that to begin with.

Personal Life

Jaysen lives a very decent life, from his large home in Germantown, to easy access of entertainment at Rockville.

Although, he devotes much of his time to Jade Innovations, a First Tech Challenge (Robotics).

Let's talk about your romantic life, although you claimed you have never dated and is straight, evidence suggest otherwise.

While we are at this, let's watch a short clip showcasing that.

This section could've been very long but truths are often hard to face, so before you go mad and call me toxic, let's move onto the next section.

Self-Proclaimed Intellect

Jay Tsao loves to claim himself as an "intellect"
Sure, he might be smart in the certain fields of academics, however, a brief conversation with you will reveal his lack of common sense.

Furthermore, your education at MCPS contributed a lot to your "intellect", not everyone have access to top tier education, I hope you think about that the next time you shame others.

Horrific Extravaganzas of Jaysen Tsao

This is a topic I am hesitant to discuss, as it might invoke violent emotions, but it is my obligation to do so.

It has always been a wonder of mine as to how Jaysen Tsao has gone from this...

A likeable human being.

To this...

Hatred filled racist.

Remember, you can always turn back, new year, new you. I sincerely hope you will be kind again and maintain our true friendship.

Remarks by Canadian

I have reached out to your (boy)friend, Tommy Shen You for comment. However, he refused.

He left the message below

Remarks

Jaysen Tsao is such a funny name right like geez
Anyways,

Birthday is a day to celebrate, a day to mourn the pain H.L.F. went through, and a day to reflect the acts you committed in the past year.

I hope this gift reminded you of how innocent you once were, I look forward to seeing a better version of Jaysen Tsao, one that's kind.

Nonetheless, Jaysen Tsao, I value you as a true friend and wish to maintain our frindship until the death of one arrives (yours).

I wish you and your family wellness and I wish you a happy 16th birthday.

Fun Fact! If your birhtday is one day later, the 29th of Feburary, then you will only have a birthday every 4 years!

With intellect,
In witness whereof, sincerely written by your true friend Alvin.
On this fateful day of the 28th of Feburary, 2024.